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The Fraser Valley Gilbert and Sullivan Society is holding auditions for their upcoming show, Pinocchio the Panto.
Auditions will take place Thursday, Sept. 1 at St. Cuthbert's Anglican Church (11601 82 Ave.) and Tuesday, Sept. 6 in the Arbour Room at Valley View Funeral Home (14644 72 Ave.)
Those auditioning should come prepared with a solo with an audio track or sheet music, and a joke.
Callbacks will be on Thursday, Sept. 8.
To book an audition, email email@example.com
Rehearsals for Pinocchio the Panto will be on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday evenings.
The show will be performed from Nov. 24 to Dec. 4 at the Surrey Arts Centre.